Whackilities! [pronounced as: Whack-kee-lee-tees]

Have you ever wondered what are the most famous quotes, the silliest acts, and the most spectacular of stunts that we go through everyday in 98S12? Well, this part is where you will find all these funny things that we call, collectively, as "Whackilities"... Enjoy!
Quote of the year 1998:

"I can do a better job." - Yoong Hern
This quote was totally undisputed and undefeated in the competition for quote of the year...


Spectacular Embarassments:

Victim of circumstance #1: Kin Ching
Incident of which the above was victimised: (as related by Kin Ching himself) "That day some people was giving out shampoo samples outside the school gate, and there were some idiots who poured those shampoo samples onto the long benches of LT4. Unknowingly I sat on one of the benches which was well-shampooed during Physics Lecture. The rest is history... but luckily that shampoo is relatively colourless and not that foamy... imagine it is colourful and vvery foamy... all I need to do was add water."

Victim of circumstance #2: Eu Jin
Incident of which the above was victimised: "It was a PE lesson when we are doing social dance, and we were having the leson with an Arts class. There were too few of the S12's there, so some of the Arts people partnered us. This quite good-looking girl was partnering Eu Jin... and it's like... during the intervals where we all leave our hands either by our side, or on the hips, or wherever, this girl kept holding on Eu Jin's hands! Lucky Eu Jin..."

Victim of circumstance #3: Yunxi
Incident of which the above was victimised: "It was early Term 2, during one of the Econs make-up lecture for 2nd intakes. Yunxi, Kin Ching and Yoong Hern were sitting together and sort of talking a bit. Then the lecturer got a bit fed up with us and sort of screamed at us,'Can that 3 guys (i.e. the 3 of us) answer me what substitues and complements are?' As everyone expected us not to know what to answer, Yunxi bravely answered the question with so much accuracy that the lecturer didn't know what to say for quite a while."

Victim of circumstance #4: Imran
Incident of which the above was victimised: "During one of the chemistry lessons with the other class, Imran, Jack and Eu Jin were sitting behind this girl and Imran started talking about her. Then Jack took Imran's hands and rub it gently while calling out that girl's name. That girl, obviously heard them, turned and looked at the two of them...

From the 4 little stories above, did you all notice something? All those involved in such "scandals" are all guys! What does it prove? It shows that we guys in 98S12 are more happening!
Most used phrases in 98S12 (and their meanings):
1. "Wah lan oei!"
An exclaimation to express surprise or displeasure.
Most frequently used by: Kin Ching, Yunxi

2. "Sian ah!"
An exclaimation to express the state of a person being very bored.
Most frequently used by: Kin Ching, Yunxi

3. "He/She flooded me again!"
A phrase often used when we are checking our e-mail boxes and find loads of junk mail.
Most frequently used by: Basically anyone with a valid e-mail address.

4. "I kena _____ (already)!"
A phrase used when someone is being acted upon... example: I kena scolded = I got scolded... get that idea?
Most frequently used by: Well... most of us used this pretty often.

5. "Bo hiu lah!" (also "Heck care lah!")
An expression used to express disconcern about something.
Most frequently used by: Kin Ching, Yunxi, Yoong Hern, Jack, Imran, Gim Teck

Other phrases that are also used quite frequently:

 "You look at my face you think I care?"
 "Nikkei plunging like mad leh!" (has been absolutely overused between 24/8/98 to 4/9/98)


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